The Drunk's Beer Song

Illusions of activity
Sitting in front of the TV
Drinkin' a beer.
The world outside is passin' me by
I'm not gonna even ask why
Just sit here drinkin' a beer.
I've got plans every other evenin'
With a few ladies who are quite pleasin'
I'll spend time with them drinkin' a beer.

Drinkin' a beer, drinkin' a beer
There's not much more in life that brings me cheer
Than...drinkin a beer.
drink, drink, drinkin a beer.

If I ever get to the bottom of this bottle
I'll head to the carry-out full throttle
so I can be again, drinkin a beer

Well just last week, my honey and me
Went out to dine
and she wanted wine
I said fine...for you..
but waiter soon as you can
I pointed to Bud
and to the back he ran
to fetch me
a bottle of beer!